Total Medals Earned: 1,451 (From 285 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,285 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
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Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 9/16 (245/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (160/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss